consultingteenagefangirl:

when you clean your glasses and the world is in 1080p

  • Classmate: You got glasses?
  • Me: Yeah
  • Classmate: Here take them off
  • Me: Oh god not again
  • Classmate: How many fingers am I holding up?
  • Me: None...
  • Classmate: *moves farther away* How about now?
  • Me: *puts glasses back on* How many fingers do I have behind my back?
  • Classmate: Uh... three?
  • Me: *slowly pulls out middle finger and whispers fuck you*

get to know me meme: [1/5] movies - scott pilgrim vs. the world
↳ “If we’re gonna date, you may have to defeat my seven evil exes.”

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natsangell4evr:


me digging your grave

My first time on Tumblr, and this was the first gif. As soon as I saw it I knew I was already in to deep.

natsangell4evr:

me digging your grave

My first time on Tumblr, and this was the first gif. As soon as I saw it I knew I was already in to deep.

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guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

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trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

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tartarsaucegaryen:

Starting on Monday, thousands of university students in Hong Kong have been gathering at the Chinese University of Hong Kong and Tamar Park (outside the government offices) to protest the National People Congress (NPC) of China’s decision to restrict the right to vote for…

misanthropicmutiny:

Living with mental illness means that on some days it will be even harder to cope and you might not be able to explain why. It could be because you havent slept enough, because a smell reminded you of feeling sad, or for no reason at all.

This is a reminder that we dont have to justify our feelings or abilities to anyone, just do whats needed to make it to the next day.

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raw-r-evolution:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

youngharlemnigga:

regalasfuck:

viagrastrong:

finessed yo bitchass

this is deadass the most finesse i ever seen in baseball

This amount if finesse shouldn’t even be allowed in sports

He put it all on his ankle, pushed off his knee and then finessed on from there. Damn.

some anime type shitt

raw-r-evolution:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

youngharlemnigga:

regalasfuck:

viagrastrong:

finessed yo bitchass

this is deadass the most finesse i ever seen in baseball

This amount if finesse shouldn’t even be allowed in sports

He put it all on his ankle, pushed off his knee and then finessed on from there. Damn.

some anime type shitt

(via tipslip)